I bought the latest August 2010 issue of Car and Driver on the
weekend, solely for the Paul Tracy article. The glory days of
automotive magazines have long since passed and I haven't purchased
one in years. This issue, though, reminded me why I quit reading car
magazines. In particular, I quit reading Car and Driver after their
staff's pathetic and dangerous driving during my final stint in the
2007 24 Hours of Lemons Detroit. Our rag-tag team handed C&D their
collective asses in that race and beat them by some fifty-odd laps.
But that's another story.
John Phillips' column about Bill Adam was amusing. I remember Bill
from the Rothmans Porsche Turbo Cup days. Further into this issue,
Phillips contributes to reader let-down more than once. First,
couldn't they get an E-class for their cover story? How does a
comparison between the latest F10 535i, the A6 and Infiniti M37 make
sense? Anyway, to be ironic I suppose, they have the A6 win the test.
Ironic because for years nothing won Car and Driver comparisons but
BMWs.
On to the feature about America's Best Road Courses. I don't disagree
with their choices of Road Atlanta, VIR, the Glen and Laguna Seca (Or
"Mazda Raceway!", as I was told by an American Mazda PR guy recently.
Twice.). I shouldn't be surprised that they included Infineon (Sears
Point to the historians) and Road America. Infineon's a weird,
multi-use, multi-configuration facility and, although I haven't driven
it, I find it lacks any traditional road course charm. Road America,
on the other hand, is an historic, big-boy, American road course, but
despite its history, is so big that it lacks rhythm and seems like a
collection of straights mated to a collection of corners. I was
surprised that Mid-Ohio was overlooked and, sure, I'm biased because
I've won a few races there. It's one of my favourites because, to be
fast there, you need to be proficient at both precise and
balls-to-the-wall driving styles. Going fast requires more than
turning a corner and matting the throttle, and perhaps that's why it
didn't make their list.
Speaking of road courses, I enjoyed the Panamera versus Rapide story,
but mostly for the history of the GingerMan Tavern and GingerMan
Raceway. At this point in the issue, I began wondering whether Car
and Driver has any other writers other than Phillips. Of course, they
take the cars to GingerMan Raceway, which is "Just Another Alan Wilson
Design" with his consistently-repeated track design elements, which
are a bunch of corner combinations plus one increasing radius corner.
GingerMan, BeaveRun, Mid America Motorplex, all the same: corner
combinations plus one increasing radius corner. I wonder if I'll find
his same design clichés at his other tracks. Oh, yeah, Panamera wins
the comparison and Phillips whines about the Aston's lack of
Britishness.
The reason I bought the magazine was to read the Paul Tracy story. I
won't spoil it, but you can't not love the guy. Again, our trusty
scribe lets us down with a photo of Tracy riding a Specialized S-Works
road bike and a caption that says "Tracy rides 30 miles every day on
his $8000 Cervélo carbon-fiber bike." For non-cyclists, this is akin
to watching a Porsche 911 drive by and saying, "Hey, that's a nice
Geely," because, you know, Cervélos are manufactured in China. Did
Phillips write this story?
Then there's actually a feature on auto racing helmets in this issue,
which is a subject of personal interest for me. Naturally, Car and
Driver does a great job of flipping off American helmet manufacturers,
comparing a nine hundred dollar Arai to mid-range Simpson and Bell
helmets. Duh. Of course the Arai is the lightest of the featured
helmets. Pit my nine hundred dollar Bell helmets against that Arai
and see how they stack up, boys.
I just can't buy this rag any more and, hopefully, someone will
forward this to Alterman.