Likes: boxed fenders.
Dislikes: V8 engine, DSG-only, optional sunroof, optional rear wing, boring-ass body kit lifted from a TT-RS, will still likely be heavy, LED lights, black-and-silver rims are copies of a Volvo design (really), available "comfort" seats, stupid red trim on seats, and stupid carbon fibre trim on a car with power seats (I doubt North America will get the manual sport seats).
It looks like a car for bankers and douches, no doubt to be tarted up on HRE or BBS CH rims and driven very slowly through the posh neighbourhoods of North America.
What I really want is an all-alluminum and carbon body, 500 horsepower 5-cylinder engine, manual gearbox as the only transmission, launch control, no rear seats, smaller mirrors, rear lip spoiler, ridiculously expensive service routine, no radio, navigation, no leather, no power seats, and a curb weight of close to 3200 lbs. Roll cage optional, 5000 units worldwide.
That's the RS5 I want, not some panzy-assed poseur rig.